Nuke! Don't Panic!

Today was another average day. EGT had 847 legally filled law suits, 804,000 attempts at my life, and 4,562 nuclear bomb threats. One second, "Hello? [...] ." 4,563. We have never looked into any of them, because 99.9% of them are the result of a very unhappy competitor whom we got out of business. Of course, it is only because we have the world renowned "Open-Door" Policy. If it doesn't kill me it'll make me famous for that idea.

The EGT "Open-Door" Policy, is the policy that allows anyone access to any department at EGT, that does not require a Level 1 or Level 2 security clearance. from the hours of 8:30am to 4:30pm. Including Lunch.

"Sealfy," yells LA, "You were supposed to return my FWS Report today, and I have to give it to the President."

"Umm... No thanks, I think I prefer it without gasoline stains." Explains EGT Man, president of EGT, just as Sealfy causes a Massive explosion just above the view dome.

"Can I skin him,” asks LA in a freakishly series tone. She only receives a small smirk from EGT Man. "Please. Please, boy I promise it will teach him a lesson or two on the whole deployment process."

"You know as well as I do, that will just prolong the development process."

"It’s better than the whole world crashing down..." La jumps, from a sudden crash. "Ug!"

EGT Man rushes downstairs to realize it’s a Live Red Hot Nuclear Bomb. Mr. 4,563, the phone call before, would have directed him to the reason why. EGT Man scratches his head and LA panics. "Okay people, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" LA screeches down the corridor as she begins to direct people to the many exits. By many exits, I mean one exit with multiple doors.

"No, LA! Don't Panic. I know I got something." EGT Man rushes to tile on the floor, pushes a few times to the corner of the tile, and that tile rushes to 6,000 feet and EGT Man slips into the Vault.

LA continues to panic. "People lets go. Get the hell out of here. Move it. Move it! Move IT!!!" People step on each other running out of the Lobby. The security system is about to go to emergency Red-White status, suddenly EGT Man popes out of the Vault with Sealfy holding a mini-black hole generator.

"LA, that’s alright I got a Black Hole." LA begins to throw people out of the office and screams her head off. "No, LA."

Sealfy pushes a few buttons and instantly a mini-black hole swallows the Nuke and disappears. Sealfy helps LA and EGT Man do damage control. "Does this mean you aren't going to skin me?"

LA says, "Ya sure." She opens her draw to pull out her now melted hair brush. "At least not a live!" Sealfy runs for his life...

---- Words of Encouragement

At least you don't have a homicidal Lobby Assistant after you or a giant Nuke about to explode. Just note: GOD has you back in life. 2 Chronicles 20:17 that “You shall not need to fight in this battle: set yourselves, stand ye still, and see the salvation of the LORD." In English, GOD has your back. So please don't panic, lean on the Lord and he will direct your path.

Good Day!